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Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation…
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Funny Whatsapp Status
Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry
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I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
Farts are like children, I’m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
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I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it.
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Funny Status For Whatsapp In English
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.
Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.
Funny Status For Facebook In English
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor’s wife, And beer as COLD as your own.
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